Official signal / Warsaw, PL

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JakubTowarek

Engineer / Maker / Writer

I make software, physical things, and words on the internet. Everything below is actually me.

Find me elsewhere
Unrelated office supply / do not remove Probably decorative.
Jakub Towarek standing among red torii gates at Fushimi Inari in Kyoto
Fushimi Inari, Kyoto ↗ 35.04° N

01 / Techno apparatus

Build the
night.

Sixteen steps. Four voices. Zero tasteful presets. Press play, mutate the pattern, then push the drive until it gets impolite.

JT—90916 STEP RHYTHM COMPUTER
--
LIVE PROCESSOR

Punch-in destruction

Hold to engage / release to escape

02 / Verified profiles

Elsewhere
on the web.

One person, several usernames. These are the official exits.

03 / Social proof from non-social entities

Trusted
by processes.

People are complicated. These endorsements were collected from systems with no legal capacity to object.

“Your branch is 47 commits ahead and emotionally behind.”
GITVersion control / detached observer★★★★★
“Jakub has ignored 183 of my warnings. This indicates seniority.”
XCODEIntegrated development environment / colleague★★★★☆
“He visits often, usually seconds before production.”
REDISIn-memory acquaintance / volatileTTL 00:01
“Works on my machine. I am the machine.”
LOCALHOSTVerified client / 127.0.0.1★★★★★

04 / Adversarial leisure

Play
to lose.

You are X. The algorithm is O. It has read the rules, your inputs, and several futures in which you mistakenly believed this was fair.

You / temporaryAlgorithm / inevitable
JT—ZERO SUMYOUR MOVE, OPTIMISTLOSS 000

Prediction engine armed. Human agency simulated.

05 / Hostile contact protocol

Say
hello?

A contact form designed by a committee that resents contact. Hardware keyboards have been disabled for your protection.

ACTIVE CHANNELNAMEKEYMAP MUTATES AFTER EVERY INPUT
04 / Telephone number, entered correctly for no reason +_

Delivery method: encrypted clipboard packet. No mail endpoint is configured on this domain.

AWAITING INCONVENIENCE
ACTIVE SUBSCRIBERS000000industry-leading negative growth
STATUS: NOT YET NOT SUBSCRIBED

07 / Field notes

Actually
outside.

Occasional evidence that I exist away from profile metadata. More frames incoming.

01 / 03 frames
Jakub Towarek working at the OpenEnv Hackathon at SHACK15 in San Francisco
OpenEnv Hackathon / Cerebral Valley · SHACK15, San Francisco March 2026
Jakub Towarek and two teammates wearing mixed-reality headsets while preparing an Apple Vision Pro client presentation in Chicago
Late-night Apple Vision Pro build · Chicago, IL — preparing the client presentation that won the larger contract October 2024
Jakub Towarek sitting with three members of the Dispo team in Marrakech, Morocco
With the Dispo team · Marrakech, Morocco November 2022

08 / Curriculum extraction hardware

Print my
résumé.

The document is real. The printer is hostile. Feed one virtual sheet through a sequence of avoidable mechanical failures.

Emergency normal PDF download ↘
JT LASERJET / DEFINITELY INK
READY / CYAN LOW / CYAN NOT REQUIRED
CYAN BAY / CEMPTYDROP STOLEN CARTRIDGE HERE

OUTPUT TRAY EMPTY
as is standard