This is the canonical website of
JakubTowarek
Engineer / Maker / Writer
I make software, physical things, and words on the internet. Everything below is actually me.
Find me elsewhere
01 / Techno apparatus
Build the
night.
Sixteen steps. Four voices. Zero tasteful presets. Press play, mutate the pattern, then push the drive until it gets impolite.
Punch-in destruction
Hold to engage / release to escape
02 / Verified profiles
Elsewhere
on the web.
One person, several usernames. These are the official exits.
03 / Social proof from non-social entities
Trusted
by processes.
People are complicated. These endorsements were collected from systems with no legal capacity to object.
“Your branch is 47 commits ahead and emotionally behind.”
“Jakub has ignored 183 of my warnings. This indicates seniority.”
“He visits often, usually seconds before production.”
“Works on my machine. I am the machine.”
04 / Adversarial leisure
Play
to lose.
You are X. The algorithm is O. It has read the rules, your inputs, and several futures in which you mistakenly believed this was fair.
Prediction engine armed. Human agency simulated.
05 / Hostile contact protocol
Say
hello?
A contact form designed by a committee that resents contact. Hardware keyboards have been disabled for your protection.
07 / Field notes
Actually
outside.
Occasional evidence that I exist away from profile metadata. More frames incoming.
08 / Curriculum extraction hardware
Print my
résumé.
The document is real. The printer is hostile. Feed one virtual sheet through a sequence of avoidable mechanical failures.
Emergency normal PDF download ↘OUTPUT TRAY EMPTY
as is standard